If all crime was legal for 24 hours I wouldn’t murder I would probably steal a bunch of stuff and spray paint penises everywhere
June 2013
“so what do you like in a guy?”
well …. *pulls out a 50 page book* here’s the first one.. there’s 3 more hold on
- pants without pockets: why
- 10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
- current me: spills cereal on self
when you cant figure out how to get to the next page of someones blog
*12 year old voice* i know who you like
shape-of-an-l-on-her-forehead:
[Cosmo voice] Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
IM
FUXCKIN
CRYIN
